'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have
This tag is just too perfect.
imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky
IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
The most effective pick up line in all of time and space
Friendly reminder that these are all in the same episode
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Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”
YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER
This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.
Last night we camped out on a giant disc structure on top of a mountain that overlooks all of Los Angeles county. It was a good night.